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Chapter 5: Fong's Final Fight

from The Epic of John Fong by Juice Lee

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it all started with a bang sidekicked a dude through the door who worked for tom chang I’m in the warehouse where they broke some of my ribs you cheap ninjas better talk and tell me where chang is they stayed quiet and thus began the slaughter started breakin all they bones while demanding my wife and daughter I beat them all but they only seemed to hum I opened up they mask and saw they didnt have they tongues I had to move on deep in the compound thought I wasn’t noticed till I heard the sirens sound and out of nowhere dudes flooded the scene it was like a kung fu fans ultimate wet dream you had ninja’s monks and samurai even fantasy sword fighting dudes who could fly strong men and female ninja spies and to top it of they even had the old drunk guy

you’ll never win john fong you’ll never see your wife
you’ll never beat my henchmen who’ve come to take your life
you’ll never beat my kung fu on this or any day
it doesn’t matter what you learned from that bastard pan lei


after I saw chang the battle it did begin
heh come on fong who told you that you could win?
the numbers were crazy and I probably could fold but pan lei said my true fighting power is in my soul with that in mind I was jumped by 2 monks one of them with golden arms and the other could shadow punch I used nerve techniques to stop the shadow boxing golden arms under arm was the perfect way I could stop him the fantasy sword fighters raised the stakes higher I used phoenix fire kung-fu to sever their wires the strong guy was known for crushing foes but in the end his sloppy kenpo was too slow but I was blindsided by the lady ninja tho and interestingly enough her name was dirty ho the samurai said

chang figured you’d come but fighting a man with no blade is no fun

picked up a sword with a cheap shot ive stunned the great samurai as he screamed

what have you done??? How could you throw your sword?

He went numb in his last dying breath he said

Please forgive me son

Since his men are dead chang no longer can cast doubt

Damn you sam seed how the hell did you pass out?


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John fong, this should be entertaining lets see how far the master has brought you with his training the techniques he showed you are pretty silly and even then his best student billy he couldn’t kill me

First I stared attacking all of his joints and then when that failed I went for his vital points It made him laugh

I have no weak point you’ve already lost fong sorry to disappoint ignorant bastard you think it’d be that easy here’s a phone call your master go try get help to beat me

He walking toward me while taking all my attacks

Go on keep trying I wont even fight back

And then I saw something was shining when he would shout he had a protective guard over the roof of his mouth and then I got tricky with my attacks and changed the route and hit him in the chin to make him spit the guarder out

I guess you know now fong that playtime is over you should have took the money or became one of my soldiers your kung fu’s weak this is your final fight I’ll enjoy telling this story to your daughter and your wife

Like every villain he smiled and he started laughin then attacked me with the seven blows of the white dragon then time slowed and pan lei stared speaking


Tom chang doesn’t know his kung-fu it can be beaten because the dragon breathes high the tail will swings low the claw is from the heaven so make sure to stay close and now attack his wings to make sure he doesn’t float then you put the crushing blow into his sternum and his throat

chang staggered and I got the upper hand too and now the kid is bleeding from his mouth

damn you you think you’ve won right now but you don’t know in roughly 1 minute this whole place will explode you beat me fong and you did fight well but I still won I’m blowing you bastards all to hell

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from The Epic of John Fong, released November 26, 2014

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Juice Lee is a Hip-hop/Nerdcore artist from Cincinnati, OH. He has a penchant for soulful story telling laced with geek and pop culture flare. His epic tales of triumph, failure and redemption will leave you salivating for more.

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